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[011//Audio & Commentlog] More 4th wall fun :D

K--Kairi!

[Riku sounds surprised, but also excited. What has he found?]

You've got to come see this. Deck 12--around the left side of the luggage.

[Riku's on the luggage deck, off to one side sitting on the floor. Scattered around him is an entire collection of interesting things, including a bunch of Disney movies--but what -Riku's- looking at is a game. Yeah, he's holding Kingdom Hearts I and II, and is staring at them both. There's a PlayStation 2 nearby, and you can bet he's planning on figuring out how to play these things.

What in the -worlds- has he found here?]

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... Okay!

[And within minutes, Kairi is there. Riku's tone can mean only one thing; he has found something awesome.]

What is it?

Look. [Riku gives a grand gesture to encompass all the brightly-colored cases around him, but he's still looking at the games.]

Hey. Kairi. Look at this.

[He holds out the games to her.]

That's you. And that's me. And that's...

[There is a video-game about them.

Somehow, after the last week, this is not all that surprising.

Kairi looks up at Riku grins.]

Do you want to play?

[Riku didn't know what sort of a response he was expecting, so he's only a little bit surprised by Kairi's suggestion. He looks at the games, then looks back to Kairi. And then he smiles.]

Sure, why not? Can't be any weirder than anything else that's gone on, right?

Play the second one first! Go on!

[Don't mind the little clown man that's popped up, he's totally not a homicidal god. Really.]

Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

[Plunk plunk, there's a Sora wandering around these mountains of luggage, arms tucked behind his back and.. And that voice sounds awfully familiar. Why?

Well judging from the flash of silver hair. He nearly trips over his feet. Wait wait, this could be fun.]

[He sneaks. Hiding behind whatever is available should the boy turn and look around. But once he gets there... He lunges, barking out a 'GOTCHA', arms latching 'round the boy's head, hands covering his eyes.]

[Okay, odd little clown man, have a distrustful look.]

...why? What's so special about the second one?

[But he looks at it. And what he only noticed minutely the first time he'd glanced at it--he's not there. It's a curiosity, nothing more, but... something within him twinges at it.]

...what?

[COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED. Riku -shouts-; he'd let his guard down when he'd seen the games and LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN HIM. Instantly he's reaching up to grab one wrist, twisting around where he sits to try and slip out of the other's hold.]

What are you doing?

[Oh he is cackling. He knows Riku is little. But thanks to the strange workings of the Fourth ~~Kind~~ Wall, he doesn't question it.]

[Instead, he just holds his hands tight around the boy's head, keeping his eyes covered. Riku's tough, but not enough to dislodge an older bro.]

Hehe. Guess who!

[Well, there's a Sora gaping at the assorted collection of Disney movies, if you're curious. He's probably too stunned to notice you, given that all of his friends are in movies.] No way...

It's got ~Setzer~ in it! He's such an oaf in that, it's simply wonderful! Ahahahaha!

[He hates that guy. Kingdom Hearts 2 was the best revenge he ever indirectly got!]

Also, the ending makes no sense. This is the one with you in bondage, isn't it?

Setzer? Sorry, don't know him, so I doubt I'd care.

[Wait.]

Wait, what was that?

[He wouldn't--what? That made no sense whatsoever.]

It's true! Here, let me re-enact the scene in question for you!

[He pulls off a sash and wraps it around his eyes.]

Sora, I have saved you, but since I have been filled by Ansem and his DAHKNESS and subsequently look like him because I hit on girl-you, beat up boy-you and stuffed him in a computer simulation soley to bring you back even though that would result in the deaths of both girl-you and boy you, I am wearing lots and lots of leather and bondage equipment, including this blindfold.

[Takes the blindfold off, puffs his hair up like spikes.]

Oh, Riku, you're back! Let me kiss you passionately! I have devoted the past two years of my life to finding you! I love you!

[Puts his hair down, like Kairi.]

Oh, Sora and Riku! I've found you at last! Let's be friends forever and have a psychic threesome! Killing the people who just want their hearts back that we've almost completely decimated can wait until our reunion is over!

[And hair up like mouse ears.]

Gowsh, guys, this is really cute and all but Riku, your xenophobic red mummy boss guy just blew up the moon. Also, you're mine alone.

And then you all go, invade Xemnas's mind and rip the last remaining bits of himself and SPOILER up, then have a sappy homoerotic conversation on the beach before coming back and King Mickey lovingly embraces you while Sora rejoices with Goofy and Donald and Namine and Roxas have meaningful ghost eye contact!

And that's what happens in Kingdom Hearts 2!

[To say Riku is more than a little displeased about this is an understatement. But he -does- pay a little bit more attention to the voice talking to him. It's not one he knows, it's deeper and not squeaky and... and the vocal patterns are some he can recognize.

Unfortunately, this means that his struggles to get away double, and his voice when he speaks is cold.]

Let me go, Sora.

[Riku. Has no words.

NO. FREAKING. WORDS.

Just this icon.

FOREVER.

forever.]

[Palm, meet face. He'd smack you, but smacking insane gods of magic is of the bad.] Quit confusing the Real Thing.

[Stupid trolls. >.>;]

[Uh oh, he's clued in. And judging from the tone of voice, he's not entirely too happy to find out who it is. So Sora lets him go, fingers wiggling, hands up in defeat.]

Alright, alright. [Easy there, kiddo.]

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congratulations, you have officially KILLED ABI DEAD. YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU <3

Kefka you're getting thread-jacked >.>

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