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K--Kairi!

[Riku sounds surprised, but also excited. What has he found?]

You've got to come see this. Deck 12--around the left side of the luggage.


[Riku's on the luggage deck, off to one side sitting on the floor. Scattered around him is an entire collection of interesting things, including a bunch of Disney movies--but what -Riku's- looking at is a game. Yeah, he's holding Kingdom Hearts I and II, and is staring at them both. There's a PlayStation 2 nearby, and you can bet he's planning on figuring out how to play these things.

What in the -worlds- has he found here?
]

Date: 2010-09-11 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
It's got ~Setzer~ in it! He's such an oaf in that, it's simply wonderful! Ahahahaha!

[He hates that guy. Kingdom Hearts 2 was the best revenge he ever indirectly got!]

Also, the ending makes no sense. This is the one with you in bondage, isn't it?

1/combo

Date: 2010-09-11 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
It's true! Here, let me re-enact the scene in question for you!

2/combo

Date: 2010-09-11 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
[He pulls off a sash and wraps it around his eyes.]

Sora, I have saved you, but since I have been filled by Ansem and his DAHKNESS and subsequently look like him because I hit on girl-you, beat up boy-you and stuffed him in a computer simulation soley to bring you back even though that would result in the deaths of both girl-you and boy you, I am wearing lots and lots of leather and bondage equipment, including this blindfold.

3/combo

Date: 2010-09-11 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
[Takes the blindfold off, puffs his hair up like spikes.]

Oh, Riku, you're back! Let me kiss you passionately! I have devoted the past two years of my life to finding you! I love you!

4/combo

Date: 2010-09-11 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
[Puts his hair down, like Kairi.]

Oh, Sora and Riku! I've found you at last! Let's be friends forever and have a psychic threesome! Killing the people who just want their hearts back that we've almost completely decimated can wait until our reunion is over!

5/combo

Date: 2010-09-11 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
[And hair up like mouse ears.]

Gowsh, guys, this is really cute and all but Riku, your xenophobic red mummy boss guy just blew up the moon. Also, you're mine alone.

AND DONE

Date: 2010-09-11 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
And then you all go, invade Xemnas's mind and rip the last remaining bits of himself and SPOILER up, then have a sappy homoerotic conversation on the beach before coming back and King Mickey lovingly embraces you while Sora rejoices with Goofy and Donald and Namine and Roxas have meaningful ghost eye contact!

And that's what happens in Kingdom Hearts 2!
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
[JUST AS PLANNED.

He'll just laugh now. And laugh. Like so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0). And laugh some more. Best. Face. Ever.]


And that's not even getting into the 45 hours preceding!

NO DOUBT. OH KH SERIES, WHAT CRACK YOU ARE <3

Date: 2010-09-12 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
You don't want to hear about how he mistakes Xemnas's boyfriend for you? Or about the horrible torture you put Sora's clone through? The prologue that took ten hours? It's great!

Date: 2010-09-12 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
Wait, when are you from? Has Malificent stolen your soul yet?

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and 2/2 |D

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/USES A PHOENIX DOWN

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permission to battle?

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Kefka you're getting thread-jacked >.>

Date: 2010-09-11 05:33 am (UTC)
reflected: (*palmface*)
From: [personal profile] reflected
[Palm, meet face. He'd smack you, but smacking insane gods of magic is of the bad.] Quit confusing the Real Thing.

[Stupid trolls. >.>;]

Date: 2010-09-11 06:12 am (UTC)
reflected: (...Say that again?)
From: [personal profile] reflected
[Funny, you look like the Real Thing he remembers, but not knowing who he is? ... okay, he's seen weirder.] Your clone.

[And judging by the age...] From the future.

[This could be interesting.]

Date: 2010-09-11 08:35 am (UTC)
reflected: (This I've gotta see)
From: [personal profile] reflected
Because this idiot of a scientist without a Heart didn't get the memo that the universe doesn't need more than one of you. [Well, it's odd hearing that snark sent right back at you, isn't it? It's even accompanied by a very familiar smirk.]

ICON MATCH X3

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yyy it is

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Date: 2010-09-11 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
It's in the job description! And since I am under orders to play nicely-nicely, I will be trolling instead of my usual job!

Date: 2010-09-12 09:02 am (UTC)
reflected: (*dark smirk*)
From: [personal profile] reflected
[Carry on, good troll/godmage guy. Carry on.]

Date: 2010-09-12 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com
[Roger that, boss!]

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