[ooc/ic: this is why abi can't drink]

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[Riku? Riku is drunk. Why is he making a post to the network? Who even knows. This is a ridiculous not-even-canon post, so he's doing it. SO YEAH.]

'M never accepting a drink from any of you again.

[...what? That was supposed to be an "I'm." ...oh, well. Whatever.]

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[Audio] oh wait that was a 2/2 my bad

[oathbreakers]

How'm I supposed to know anyways? I wasn't even going to stop in Sergei's. The guy just handed me a glass and started talking.

[His voice might tell you that he didn't -stop- for a while. :|]

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What, did I stutter?

An' don't take booze from fuckin' strangers. I'll be there inna few.

[And he shows up within seconds, milliseconds even.]

[Audio-->Commentlog!] also, everclear + cranberry juice + crown royal = BEST. and it will kill you.

[oathbreakers]

[Wait, what? JINX WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Riku is still in Sergei's when he arrives, though he's no longer sitting up at the bar. He's sitting at one of the tables, a tall glass in front of him. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS IN THAT GLASS OKAY, it's red and looks like Kool-Aid and gods, he's only made it halfway through the glass.

Riku is at first not even going to give Jinx an answer, but he doesn't realize that the comm is still on. So there's the click of the glass being set down on the table once more, and then softer, a little bit sullen...]

Who even said it was booze, Smokestack?

[Commentlog!] HOW CAN IT BE THE BEST AND KILL ME AT THE SAME TIME

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[DAMMIT, RIKU WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRINKING. YOU ARE A KID YOU CANNOT DRINK

Without an adult present. Good thing Jinx is already taking a seat next to you. Jinx eyes that drink and scowls; it looks icky. Jinx is more of a hard liquor type of guy; none of those mixers added.]

I know what a drunk man looks like, Buddy.

[Commentlog!] BECAUSE IT WILL TASTE AMAZING. BUT MORE THAN A COUPLE SHOTS = ALCOHOL POISONING.

[oathbreakers]

[HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A DRINK JEEZ. OR REALLY HE JUST DIDN'T THINK TO QUESTION IT WHEN IT WAS SHOVED INTO HIS HANDS WHILE SOME GUY STARTED RAMBLING AT HIM A MILE A MINUTE.

Wait wtf is Jinx doing here--Riku -recoils-, his brain may be getting steadily more fuzzy as he's drinking--funny how he hasn't made quite the connection yet--but he's still coherent enough to realize that Jinx and him =/= best buds.]

Who says I'm drunk? I--

[Well, at least he cut himself off before he said something like "I know what drunk people act like"?]

[Commentlog!] WELL, DAMN /DOES IT ANYWAY

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[Jinx generally doesn't care about his current friendship status before speaking with someone.]

Already answered that, Kid.

[And Jinx is already standing up to grab that bottle of whiskey's been eying for the entire time he's been in the bar.

He soon returns with a nice bottle of some pretty damn good whiskey.]

This'll do ya' good.

[Commentlog!] \o/ /PARTIES

[oathbreakers]

[Riku's eyeing that bottle.]

I don't think so.

['CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'LL ACCEPT DRINKS FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS BEFORE DRINKS FROM YOU JINX]

[Commentlog!] \o\ /o/

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[COME ON. RIKU SAW HIM GRAB IT FROM THE BAR.]

Yer already drunk.

[Jinx pops it open and fills up his own shot glass.]