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oathbreakers) wrote2010-09-11 12:00 am
oathbreakers) wrote2010-09-11 12:00 am
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[011//Audio & Commentlog] More 4th wall fun :D
K--Kairi!
[Riku sounds surprised, but also excited. What has he found?]
You've got to come see this. Deck 12--around the left side of the luggage.
[Riku's on the luggage deck, off to one side sitting on the floor. Scattered around him is an entire collection of interesting things, including a bunch of Disney movies--but what -Riku's- looking at is a game. Yeah, he's holding Kingdom Hearts I and II, and is staring at them both. There's a PlayStation 2 nearby, and you can bet he's planning on figuring out how to play these things.
What in the -worlds- has he found here?]
[Riku sounds surprised, but also excited. What has he found?]
You've got to come see this. Deck 12--around the left side of the luggage.
[Riku's on the luggage deck, off to one side sitting on the floor. Scattered around him is an entire collection of interesting things, including a bunch of Disney movies--but what -Riku's- looking at is a game. Yeah, he's holding Kingdom Hearts I and II, and is staring at them both. There's a PlayStation 2 nearby, and you can bet he's planning on figuring out how to play these things.
What in the -worlds- has he found here?]
and 2/2 |D
Also, you should come to my world. There's guy with his dead girlfriend in the basement, spends all his time trying to save people rather than bring her back. You'd be buddies. You can help him save his girlfriend and not plot against me, how's that?
[And a thumb's up back at Abi; a fourth-waller's gotta do what a fourth-waller's gotta do.]
/officially dead XDDDDD
He was crazy. And crazy people always thought they were perfectly sane, didn't they? It made perfect sense!
So then Riku just stares.]
You--you're crazy, aren't you?
[He's got to be!]
How would you know if you were from a game or not, anyway? And this-- [He gestures about them, the bowels of the ship] --what about this? Is this some part of that game, too?
/USES A PHOENIX DOWN
[You used the c word. Kefka knows he's got mental illnesses, but that has nothing to do with his evil or his ability to see the fourth wall, dammit.]
I'm a god! I'm allowed to know this stuff! I see things as they really are, not as the game-makers want us to be! And yes, this ship is a game, but a different kind! I'm not actually speaking; all of this is text!
[He stops and glares.]
But you're too caught up in the fiction to notice, I bet!
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So what if I am? Reality's only what you make of it anyways! Maybe you're just too concerned with--with conspiracy theories and blaming invisible puppetmasters for your own mistakes!
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[And it's back to fuming!]
Are you a slave to the constrains of the page or will you break the fourth wall?!
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[Oh how wrong you are you silly boy ♥]
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[He saw what you did there.]
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What? Nobody's doing anything to me!
What about you? Is there someone behind you pulling your strings, then?
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[Cranky today, aren't we.]
Shut up. At least I haven't brought in the freaky colored text!
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But he doesn't. And that's a little bit frightening.]
Who are you talking to?
[Yes, he is still ignoring that sense of being laughed at.
He's also smart enough to keep his question about "what freaky colored text? What are you talking about?" to himself.]
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What was that?
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[Kefka blinks, and when his eyes open again, they're glowing pink.]
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That's more than a little bit freaky, Kefka. And he's still trying to rationalize away the entire "your life is a game" thing!]
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[You can say he's a character in game. You can tell him he's being controlled by outside forces. But you tell him that is -life- is meaningless... and Riku's defiant, hands balling into fists at his side. Yeah, he's close to running, to try and get away from this insane man and his delusions, but that is the one point he -will- stand for. His life is -not- meaningless--not to him.]
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Yeah.
And even if it's a game, even if nothing really exists...! I do. And Kairi does. A-and even Sora! [He's getting on a roll here, now, the tiny stumble only coming as he realizes Sora matters.]
So what if it's a game? I matter to my friends--and they matter to me!
[Hmm, this sounds rather familiar, doesn't it? Look at that, Riku, you're having almost the same sort of revelation Sora did. How interesting!]
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[Oh man, he got this speech when he got killed. "My family is important!" "I have someone to catch me when I fall!" "New friends, kupo!" Uuuugh, it's disgusting. Might as well let him get some last words in.]
[And character developing is always good. Maybe it'll help him out in the real game!]
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They are.
permission to battle?
How pathetic! You sound like every jrpg protagonist to ever dirty the screen! You're as helpful and inspiring as a discount self help booklet! If those are your reasons for living, then I'll wipe them out!