[011//Audio & Commentlog] More 4th wall fun :D

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K--Kairi!

[Riku sounds surprised, but also excited. What has he found?]

You've got to come see this. Deck 12--around the left side of the luggage.


[Riku's on the luggage deck, off to one side sitting on the floor. Scattered around him is an entire collection of interesting things, including a bunch of Disney movies--but what -Riku's- looking at is a game. Yeah, he's holding Kingdom Hearts I and II, and is staring at them both. There's a PlayStation 2 nearby, and you can bet he's planning on figuring out how to play these things.

What in the -worlds- has he found here?]

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AND DONE

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

And then you all go, invade Xemnas's mind and rip the last remaining bits of himself and SPOILER up, then have a sappy homoerotic conversation on the beach before coming back and King Mickey lovingly embraces you while Sora rejoices with Goofy and Donald and Namine and Roxas have meaningful ghost eye contact!

And that's what happens in Kingdom Hearts 2!

congratulations, you have officially KILLED ABI DEAD. YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU <3

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[Riku. Has no words.

NO. FREAKING. WORDS.

Just this icon.

FOREVER.











forever.]

<333 THANKS! THAT WAS FUN TO WRITE AND I LOVE HIS forever

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[JUST AS PLANNED.

He'll just laugh now. And laugh. Like so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0). And laugh some more. Best. Face. Ever.]

And that's not even getting into the 45 hours preceding!

IT WAS KIND OF NECESSARY XD

[oathbreakers]

[That laugh. Is the weirdest thing ever. It's kind of awesome.

But unfortunately Riku is still wearing that face I TOLD YOU IT WAS FOREVER. Because what. WHAT.]

...I think I'll pass.

NO DOUBT. OH KH SERIES, WHAT CRACK YOU ARE <3

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

You don't want to hear about how he mistakes Xemnas's boyfriend for you? Or about the horrible torture you put Sora's clone through? The prologue that took ten hours? It's great!

Re: NO DOUBT. OH KH SERIES, WHAT CRACK YOU ARE <3

[oathbreakers]

[MORE STARING. SORRY, NOT MUCH VARIANCE IN EXPRESSION HERE.]

What are you talking about?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Wait, when are you from? Has Malificent stolen your soul yet?

[oathbreakers]

Malificent stealing my--what?

You've got to be making this stuff up.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Please. I am the most accurate ever! What's the last thing you remember?

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[Riku folds his arms. All right, he'll bite. But you're only getting one sentence. If you -really- know anything, you'll be able to pick it up from there.]

Finding out that Kairi'd lost her heart.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Ooh, so you haven't started tagteaming with Malificent, started to fight with Sora and ultimately realized that in your rush for power, you didn't notice her heart was in Sora all along? How young you are!

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Hey--if anything, Sora's the one that's been starting to fight with me!

And I already know about Kairi's heart. She told me herself.

[He's ignoring the Maleficent thing. He's not -tagteaming- with her, he's -using- her. That's what it is.]

Kefka you're getting thread-jacked >.>

[reflected]

[Palm, meet face. He'd smack you, but smacking insane gods of magic is of the bad.] Quit confusing the Real Thing.

[Stupid trolls. >.>;]

[oathbreakers]

[You know what, odd-person-that-looks-just-like-him? You're also getting this icon. Because. What?]

And who're you supposed to be?

[reflected]

[Funny, you look like the Real Thing he remembers, but not knowing who he is? ... okay, he's seen weirder.] Your clone.

[And judging by the age...] From the future.

[This could be interesting.]

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[For a moment, Riku's surprised--but hey, by this point, he'll at least -listen- to anything. The thing about the future doesn't shake him a bit, though; Kairi's from his future as well.]

My clone? Why would I have a clone?

[reflected]

Because this idiot of a scientist without a Heart didn't get the memo that the universe doesn't need more than one of you. [Well, it's odd hearing that snark sent right back at you, isn't it? It's even accompanied by a very familiar smirk.]

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[It -is- odd, but it's kind of amusing at the same time.]

Must not be that good of one, then. If he'd gotten that memo, you wouldn't be here in the first place, would you?

ICON MATCH X3

[reflected]

[A chuckle from his end. You have a point there.] Maybe, maybe not. He's a pretty stubborn guy.

[And a very dead guy, but besides the point.]

ONLY HIS CLONE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM~ /shot

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[Riku's smirking--this is the oddest thing, but it's funny, too.]

Yeah, well, doesn't seem like anything we'd have trouble with.

Well when you think in the same way, it's bound to happen :3

[reflected]

[A scoff, an eye-roll, and then that oh so familiar cocky stance of the arms crossed over the chest and the head tilted to one side. Even if it's being done by your older Replica.] Nah. We could out-stubborn him any day.

[He's been known to give Vexen's rather large migraines, so he's had some practice.]

It is the best. XDD

[oathbreakers]

[Then there you go!] Doesn't seem like much of a problem to me.

So where do you come in in my future, anyway?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

It's in the job description! And since I am under orders to play nicely-nicely, I will be trolling instead of my usual job!

[reflected]

[Carry on, good troll/godmage guy. Carry on.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

[Roger that, boss!]