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[011//Audio & Commentlog] More 4th wall fun :D

K--Kairi!

[Riku sounds surprised, but also excited. What has he found?]

You've got to come see this. Deck 12--around the left side of the luggage.


[Riku's on the luggage deck, off to one side sitting on the floor. Scattered around him is an entire collection of interesting things, including a bunch of Disney movies--but what -Riku's- looking at is a game. Yeah, he's holding Kingdom Hearts I and II, and is staring at them both. There's a PlayStation 2 nearby, and you can bet he's planning on figuring out how to play these things.

What in the -worlds- has he found here?]
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[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's got ~Setzer~ in it! He's such an oaf in that, it's simply wonderful! Ahahahaha!

[He hates that guy. Kingdom Hearts 2 was the best revenge he ever indirectly got!]

Also, the ending makes no sense. This is the one with you in bondage, isn't it?
oathbreakers: (--> "self-assured and cocky")

1/2 8D

[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Setzer? Sorry, don't know him, so I doubt I'd care.
oathbreakers: (--> σ_σ waaaaaaait...)

2/2!

[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait.]

Wait, what was that?

[He wouldn't--what? That made no sense whatsoever.]

1/combo

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's true! Here, let me re-enact the scene in question for you!

2/combo

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He pulls off a sash and wraps it around his eyes.]

Sora, I have saved you, but since I have been filled by Ansem and his DAHKNESS and subsequently look like him because I hit on girl-you, beat up boy-you and stuffed him in a computer simulation soley to bring you back even though that would result in the deaths of both girl-you and boy you, I am wearing lots and lots of leather and bondage equipment, including this blindfold.

3/combo

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Takes the blindfold off, puffs his hair up like spikes.]

Oh, Riku, you're back! Let me kiss you passionately! I have devoted the past two years of my life to finding you! I love you!

4/combo

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Puts his hair down, like Kairi.]

Oh, Sora and Riku! I've found you at last! Let's be friends forever and have a psychic threesome! Killing the people who just want their hearts back that we've almost completely decimated can wait until our reunion is over!

5/combo

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[And hair up like mouse ears.]

Gowsh, guys, this is really cute and all but Riku, your xenophobic red mummy boss guy just blew up the moon. Also, you're mine alone.

AND DONE

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
And then you all go, invade Xemnas's mind and rip the last remaining bits of himself and SPOILER up, then have a sappy homoerotic conversation on the beach before coming back and King Mickey lovingly embraces you while Sora rejoices with Goofy and Donald and Namine and Roxas have meaningful ghost eye contact!

And that's what happens in Kingdom Hearts 2!
oathbreakers: (--> σ_σ waaaaaaait...)

congratulations, you have officially KILLED ABI DEAD. YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU <3

[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Riku. Has no words.

NO. FREAKING. WORDS.

Just this icon.

FOREVER.











forever.]

<333 THANKS! THAT WAS FUN TO WRITE AND I LOVE HIS forever

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[JUST AS PLANNED.

He'll just laugh now. And laugh. Like so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0). And laugh some more. Best. Face. Ever.]

And that's not even getting into the 45 hours preceding!
oathbreakers: (--> σ_σ waaaaaaait...)

IT WAS KIND OF NECESSARY XD

[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[That laugh. Is the weirdest thing ever. It's kind of awesome.

But unfortunately Riku is still wearing that face I TOLD YOU IT WAS FOREVER. Because what. WHAT.]

...I think I'll pass.

NO DOUBT. OH KH SERIES, WHAT CRACK YOU ARE <3

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You don't want to hear about how he mistakes Xemnas's boyfriend for you? Or about the horrible torture you put Sora's clone through? The prologue that took ten hours? It's great!
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Re: NO DOUBT. OH KH SERIES, WHAT CRACK YOU ARE <3

[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[MORE STARING. SORRY, NOT MUCH VARIANCE IN EXPRESSION HERE.]

What are you talking about?

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, when are you from? Has Malificent stolen your soul yet?
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[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-12 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Malificent stealing my--what?

You've got to be making this stuff up.

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1/idefk XDDDDDDDDD

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5/STILL GOING JEEZ

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8/FINALLY DONE! 8D;

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and 2/2 |D

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/officially dead XDDDDD

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reflected: (*palmface*)

Kefka you're getting thread-jacked >.>

[personal profile] reflected 2010-09-11 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Palm, meet face. He'd smack you, but smacking insane gods of magic is of the bad.] Quit confusing the Real Thing.

[Stupid trolls. >.>;]
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[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[You know what, odd-person-that-looks-just-like-him? You're also getting this icon. Because. What?]

And who're you supposed to be?
reflected: (...Say that again?)

[personal profile] reflected 2010-09-11 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Funny, you look like the Real Thing he remembers, but not knowing who he is? ... okay, he's seen weirder.] Your clone.

[And judging by the age...] From the future.

[This could be interesting.]
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[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[For a moment, Riku's surprised--but hey, by this point, he'll at least -listen- to anything. The thing about the future doesn't shake him a bit, though; Kairi's from his future as well.]

My clone? Why would I have a clone?
reflected: (This I've gotta see)

[personal profile] reflected 2010-09-11 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Because this idiot of a scientist without a Heart didn't get the memo that the universe doesn't need more than one of you. [Well, it's odd hearing that snark sent right back at you, isn't it? It's even accompanied by a very familiar smirk.]
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[personal profile] oathbreakers 2010-09-11 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
[It -is- odd, but it's kind of amusing at the same time.]

Must not be that good of one, then. If he'd gotten that memo, you wouldn't be here in the first place, would you?

ICON MATCH X3

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It is the best. XDD

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yyy it is

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[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's in the job description! And since I am under orders to play nicely-nicely, I will be trolling instead of my usual job!
reflected: (*dark smirk*)

[personal profile] reflected 2010-09-12 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Carry on, good troll/godmage guy. Carry on.]

[identity profile] sandinmyboots.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Roger that, boss!]
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