[ooc/ic: this is why abi can't drink]

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[Riku? Riku is drunk. Why is he making a post to the network? Who even knows. This is a ridiculous not-even-canon post, so he's doing it. SO YEAH.]

'M never accepting a drink from any of you again.

[...what? That was supposed to be an "I'm." ...oh, well. Whatever.]

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[Commentlog!] BECAUSE IT WILL TASTE AMAZING. BUT MORE THAN A COUPLE SHOTS = ALCOHOL POISONING.

[oathbreakers]

[HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A DRINK JEEZ. OR REALLY HE JUST DIDN'T THINK TO QUESTION IT WHEN IT WAS SHOVED INTO HIS HANDS WHILE SOME GUY STARTED RAMBLING AT HIM A MILE A MINUTE.

Wait wtf is Jinx doing here--Riku -recoils-, his brain may be getting steadily more fuzzy as he's drinking--funny how he hasn't made quite the connection yet--but he's still coherent enough to realize that Jinx and him =/= best buds.]

Who says I'm drunk? I--

[Well, at least he cut himself off before he said something like "I know what drunk people act like"?]

[Commentlog!] WELL, DAMN /DOES IT ANYWAY

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[Jinx generally doesn't care about his current friendship status before speaking with someone.]

Already answered that, Kid.

[And Jinx is already standing up to grab that bottle of whiskey's been eying for the entire time he's been in the bar.

He soon returns with a nice bottle of some pretty damn good whiskey.]

This'll do ya' good.

[Commentlog!] \o/ /PARTIES

[oathbreakers]

[Riku's eyeing that bottle.]

I don't think so.

['CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'LL ACCEPT DRINKS FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS BEFORE DRINKS FROM YOU JINX]

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[COME ON. RIKU SAW HIM GRAB IT FROM THE BAR.]

Yer already drunk.

[Jinx pops it open and fills up his own shot glass.]