Yes, but we're not in real life! Our lives are games! Gaaames! The world is square--square enix! That's the secret that death hides! It does follow a pre-concieved path--although not so much as if you were on Cocoon or Spira, if you know what I mean--and your life is a story!
It seems so real, you know, but it's still a game! I know all the history of my world, spent years researching it--I can tell you about the streets of my city, my childhood, my schooling, the cultural significance of what I'm wearing; I can sing from a dozen different operas, tell you stories from my grandmother and recite the national anthem that helped build up the cult of personality that ruled my hometown since I was twelve; I can describe to you how I gained each of my magics, how they work, the science behind the magic and what I did to master them all.
AND IT WAS ALL A LIE! My hometown is three screens and ten buildings, I look like a clown and there's no context for all my hard work! All my achievements were part of the plot!
YOU'RE A CHARACTER IN A GAME!!! NOTHING IS REAL!
[Hold on, he's gotta catch his breath. Rage-yelling takes a lot of lung space, and even a mage like himself has to take a break once a while.]
KEFKA LIKES INSTIGATING, HE'S A LITTLE TROLL WHEN HE'S NOT DESTROYING STUFF XD
It seems so real, you know, but it's still a game! I know all the history of my world, spent years researching it--I can tell you about the streets of my city, my childhood, my schooling, the cultural significance of what I'm wearing; I can sing from a dozen different operas, tell you stories from my grandmother and recite the national anthem that helped build up the cult of personality that ruled my hometown since I was twelve; I can describe to you how I gained each of my magics, how they work, the science behind the magic and what I did to master them all.
AND IT WAS ALL A LIE! My hometown is three screens and ten buildings, I look like a clown and there's no context for all my hard work! All my achievements were part of the plot!
YOU'RE A CHARACTER IN A GAME!!! NOTHING IS REAL!
[Hold on, he's gotta catch his breath. Rage-yelling takes a lot of lung space, and even a mage like himself has to take a break once a while.]